PiCs Of FaMoUs BeArDs!

bEaRdS!

Beards. They're everywhere. But mostly on faces. I'm an exception.  I have no beard on my face, but a beard on a pin (see right). My friend's beards have inspired me so to write about these glorious facial features.  I am going to share a few quotes about beards and I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.


Beard quotes by my king, Matt:
"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you're bat shit ecstatic for beards, clapping won't cut it. You may need to break something!!"


"You can't judge a book by it's cover, unless of course it's covered in beard. That's a masterpiece."


"Life is easy when things are in their proper place. Throw your razors in the trash and throw a party on your face."


"If you can't grow a beard, it's not all bad. There's some guy out there with a beard getting the sex you could've had that thanks you."


Beard quotes by Jason-Jingle-Jangle:
"come to buddyz tonight to listen to bands you've never heard of, admire beards you can't grow, and celebrate things that haven't even happened yet."


"Workin tonight, come in and my beard will read your future."


"You'll be watching sox and sabres @ buddyz tonight...if you can keep your eyes off of my beard, that is."


"Tonight a couple told me they were going to go home and fuck because of my beard and that is two things; verbatim and awesome."